SOTU Highlights
Yay troops are home. If we all worked as hard as them, our country would be tight. Osama is dead. Sorry about the recession. Ya greedy wall street knuckheads fucked up because its okay there are 3 mil more jobs! Invest in manufacturing (yeah get that outsourcing shit outta here…. or back here…hah). We’re working on policies to improve education— its been the best it has been in this generation. Oh, eff that exponential tuition increase. (BOO TO the live twitter feeds that left out the education part. SHAME.) Immigration and deportation - it aint making sense. Yee immigration reform! Let’s do it. Clean energy, I’m down. We can create a cycle of more jobs, less pollution, and corporate environmental responsibility! Oh btw, everything after WW2 was awesome, so let’s expect the same. And uh.. you millionaires should pay more taxes to support Medicare.
Now everyone play nice! Or else you in big trouble and we’re gonna have to regulate you.
Holla back. I got yo back. Let’s do this!
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Of course, I got lazy towards the end. But hope that sums it up for y’all. Obama’s SOTU is always like a good pep talk before the big game.
